Saturday, October 30, 2010

Things Not To Be Proud Of

--Knowing someone big and famous
--Not being able to describe yourself without mentioning what you do for a living
--Claiming you would do anything for money
--Having a bodyguard
--Not having anyone who hates you
--Being born with a nationality
--Being on a hospital’s “Preferred Customers” list
--Being on a mechanic’s “Preferred Customers” list
--Electing the same politician that was screwing you last night
--Not being able to discuss anything outside politics
--Repeating something you heard or read somewhere and claiming it as your own opinion
--Following someone you think is a leader blindly
--Accepting the general opinion as ultimate truth
--Needing public announcements to tell you that a crossing bridge is made for crossing highways
--Needing a policeman at each intersection to help the traffic lights control the traffic
--Having the TV as your sole source of information
--Choosing the lesser of two evils while you could go for the good with a little bit of effort
--Thinking you’re important because you own expensive things
--Having the need to hear yourself talking all the time
--Having to wait for me to publish this list to notice its contents

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