1- Naming it is mandatory.
2- Play with it as often as possible.
3- Never underestimate or overestimate its capabilities based on its size.
4- Avoid exposing it to cold temperatures, unless it’s a husky one.
5- Avoid leaving it in water for extended periods of time; it will tend to look smaller than it really is.
6- Drool on it, it may drool on you.
7- Not picking up what it drops and throwing it away might give birth to a sticky situation. Expect a lot of shit on the road.
8- The tip of its front is the most sensitive part in its body.
9- Never, ever, under any circumstance, show your teeth when it’s near!
10- When there’s a bone, it’s usually excited. Licking the bone makes it even more excited.
11- Unless trained otherwise, it will get extremely agitated at the sight of a pussy and will do what it takes to get to it.
12- Always go to where it points.
13- It likes humping so…let it hump!