Whether you like to admit it or not, we all have racist thoughts, after all we all have a little racist inside us - or a big one, you know, depending on its race – and sometimes these thoughts find themselves out in the open, hanging in the form of words for everyone out there to hear.
But fear no more! For I have compiled a list of tactful excuses you can use to get yourself off the hook. So whenever you find yourself in a room that you’ve awkwardly silenced because of your extremely honest remarks on a certain group of people, you can break the silence by employing one or more of the following sentences:
-I’m not racist; I’m just a statistics aficionado
-I’m not racist; I hate people from the same race as mine as well
-I’m not racist; in fact I have never been able to enjoy the sight of a rainbow, that's how colorblind I am!
-I’m not racist; I don’t even like fast cars
-I’m not racist; I’m just highly selective
-I’m not racist; I’m not even white
-I’m not racist; I also dislike mixed people
-I’m not racist; in fact I have two monkeys at home
-I’m not racist; but I’m quite observational
And last but not least:
-I’m not racist; I treat all genetic anomalies equally!
You can thank me later